the night my cat killed me .

so, i'm no story teller ,
or story writer for that matter .
but i got bored..
and wanted to write a story .
well actaully morgan gave me the idea,

so with that being said ,
i should probly worn you ,
that my story may/or may not make snece ,
but imma wing it , and see what i come up with .

ANYWAYS.

so there i was, walking down this street ,
pitch dark,
couldnt see anything.
and then finally my light bulb went off
*ding*
maybe i shoulda brang a flash light ?
i questioned to myself .
i wasnt quite sure why i was walking on my street that late at nigth,
honestly,
i didnt know how i even got there.
all i remember was that i was getting out of the shower,
then my cat scared the life ouuta me ,
so common sence would tell yah that i fell .
right ?
so, there i was, walking on a road, that seemed to go on forever .
and trying to figure out why i was even there ,
then suddenly , it hit me.
i was dreaming !
.. or well at least i thought i was anyway .
as time went past , i could feel my legs getting weaker ,
but after a while , i began to see a light far in the distance,
so i ran twords it .
but ..as i got closer..i realized what it was ,
there was a hudge desk, with a secratery-looking-like girl,
but this wasnt an ordinary girl..
she has wings ..
so i brainstormed ,
and put the peices together.but i couldnt belive myself..
i wasnt a religious pperson..
why would i be in heavon .
and why would i have to walk to get there ?
was it some kind of punishment ,
or some kind of upgrade to hell ?
i wasnt quite sure ..
but i knew it wouldnt take long for me to figure this situatuon out .
so i asked the girl at the desk,
"what is this place , why am i here ? " i asked .
" why dear, your in the middle " she said , while gigaling alittle .
" the middle ? " i replyed , confussed .
" yes, the middle, where the people who are in between good and bad , go after passing " she said .
" okayy ? " i said, still confussed .
so, i was asigned a room,
and givin a white jump suite .
later on i found out that if i beave well enough ,i get to go to heavon .
aparently the " middle " is also for non-belivers,
and not just the inbetween people .
so i guess being an atheist held me down a bit ?
but i didnt care,
i wasnt gonna pass up free food and amazing cell phone service ,
just to go to some heavonly paraidice for the bible hugging type people .

so i guess my cat did scared the life outta me, for real .